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Boy : Marry Me?

Boy : Marry Me?

Girl : But I Can't Cook. Iron Or Wash Something.

Boy : I Want You As A Wife . Not A MAID.

Hamare group ke Admin Sahab Apne Birthday par sabhi Group Members

Ab yah afvaah kaun phaila raha hai ki

Hamare group ke Admin Sahab Apne

Birthday par sabhi Group Members ko

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Audi Car Denge ........

Apne Group admin se jab bhi party maango to vo hamesha ...

Apne Group admin se jab bhi party maango to vo hamesha sir na mein hila deta hai.

Mujhe lagata hai ki tabel fan ke swing ki thorey bhi unhi ki dene hai.

Pati :- Hu geet gaw chu tyare tu bahar kem ubhi rahe che?

Pati :- Hu geet gaw chu tyare tu bahar kem ubhi rahe che?

Patni :- Aaju Baju na loko ne em na lage ke mari Dhulay thay che.

Girlfriend :- Rote huye boli, main kisi aur se shaadi kr rahi hu.

Girlfriend :- Rote huye boli, main kisi aur se shaadi kr rahi hu.

Boyfriend : - Na tere aane ki khushi h, Na tere jane ka gum h. Ja sanam dusri pata lenge hum, Kyunki jisme hai dum wo hai BAJIRAO SINGHAM.

Ek pathan apna mobile qabristan me dafna rha tha.

Ek pathan apna mobile qabristan me dafna rha tha.

Pappu : Ye kya kr rhe ho?

Pathan: yaara mobile dead ho gya hai, use dafna rha hu.