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Again blocked yr .........

Me : Tuze ghar me sab kis naam se bulate he!!!

Girl : Chanda...aur tuze!!!

Me : Neil Armstrong.

Again Blocked**.

Bhaiyya 10 rs. wali Maggi dena

Girl : Bhaiyya 10 rs. wali Maggi dena.

Shopkeeper : Ye lo madam.

Girl: Kitne hue?

Do you love me

Boy : Do you love me ??

Girl : No

Boy : Toh apni bhen se puch le phir shayad woh karti ho thoda bahot..! *Blocked* 

Boy : - Tum itni Kaali Kyun Ho.

Boy : - Tum itni Kaali Kyun Ho.

Girl :- Tum Kyun tenshion Le Rahe Ho. Tumhare Baap Ka Kya Jaata Hai.

Boy - Mere Baap Ka Agar Kuch Gaya Hota toh........... Tum Kaali Nahi Gori Paida Hoti.

Doctor: haan bolo, kya hua?

Doctor : haan bolo, kya hua?

Girl : Vomiting.

Doctor : kya khaya tha?

Girl : boyfriend ke sath soyi thi.

Boy : Marry Me?

Boy : Marry Me?

Girl : But I Can't Cook. Iron Or Wash Something.

Boy : I Want You As A Wife . Not A MAID.

Boy :- Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?

Boy :-  Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?

Girl :- Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.

Boy :- Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

Boy to Girl :- My Computer pe right click Karo.

Boy to Girl :-  My Computer pe right click Karo.

Girl :-  Click kr diya.

Boy :-  Ab device manager Kholo.

Girl :- Khola diya.

Boy :- Ab bto uper kya dikh rha h

Girl :-  Fan ..........

Boy :- Abe Bakwaas Band kr.

Girl :- Mera abbu tumhe bahut pasand krte hai.

Girl :- Mera abbu tumhe bahut pasand krte hai.

Phatan :-  Shrmate huye bola, pr hum to shaadi tum se hi krega”

If girls with you then restaurant bill if

If girl is with you - Restaurant Bill

If girl is far from you - Mobile bill

If girl is separated from you - Than Bar Bill.

Moral - No Girl - No Bills!