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लड़की - यार ये लड़के आपस में कितनी गंदी बात करते हैं

लड़की - यार ये लड़के आपस में कितनी गंदी बात करते हैं

दूसरी- कितनी गंदी???

लड़की- अरे जितनी गंदी हम आपस में करते हैं

दूसरी- हे भगवान!! इतनी गंदी

Pati :- Main duniya hila dunga teri chahat main.

Pati :- Main duniya hila dunga teri chahat main.

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Patni :- Rahne do raat ko Khatiya to Hila nahi pate ho, duniya hilaoge..............

Larki jab saaray kapray utaar deti hai to kya hota hai?

Larki jab saaray kapray utaar deti hai to kya hota hai?

Taar khali ho jati hay. Yaar kabhi to positive socha karo.

Ek Ladka, Ladki dekhne gaya tha. Bahut der se susu rok ke rakha tha

Ek Ladka, Ladki dekhne gaya tha. Bahut der se susu rok ke rakha tha.

Ladka, Ladki se bola :- SUSU karne ki jagah dikhao.

Ladki sharmate huye boli : Pahale aap dikho.

Call Girl : Tum Mere sath sona chate ho.

Call Girl : Tum Mere sath sona chate ho.

Santa : Haan, lekin tum meri biwi ki tarah karogi toh.

Call Girl: Vo kaise?

Santa: Free mein.

Papa heart ki kitni taange hoti hain.

Son : Papa heart ki kitni taange hoti hain?

Father: Beta ek bhi nahi hoti h.

Son : to phir aap raat ko kyon kehte ho 'sweetheart' taange upar karo.

Agar Duniya Sirf 10 Minutes me Khatam ho Rahi ho

Wife :- Agar Duniya Sirf 10 Minutes me Khatam ho Rahi ho To Tum Kiya Karna Chahoge?

Husband :- Offcourse "SEX".

Wife :- Aur Baki ke 8 Minutes Mei.

Ek Ladki ka phone bajta hai.....

Ek Ladki ka phone bajta hai.Tring...Tring...

Ladki - Hello !

Ladka - Hello, Chintu hai?

Ladki - nahi hai.

Ladka - Mujhe mauka do, ho jayega.

Biwi ko afternoon me karoge to vo sust rahegi



Biwi ko afternoon me karoge to vo sust rahegi.

Evening mai karoge to chust rahegi.

Daily karoge to tandurast rahegi.

Karte rahoge to khush rahegi. . . . .

Office se Roj Sirf 1 Call.

Ek Bacche ne Call Girl se pucha



Ek Bacche ne Call Girl se pucha :- Aunty ji, aapke pass Bungalow, a Car, Bank balance, Nauker-Chaaker sab h. Aap karti Kya Hai..?? ? ? ? ?

Call Girl :- Ek Chhota sa ‘HOLE-SALE’ ka Business hai.