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Teacher :- Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab Aurat ko maa kaha karo.

Teacher :- Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab Aurat ko maa kaha karo.

Student :-  Sir isse mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Kisi ko aise kaam ki saza di ja sakti hai jo us ne kiya hi na ho

Student :- Sir, kisi ko aise kaam ki saza di ja sakti hai jo us ne kiya hi na ho?

Sir :- Nhi Beta!

Student  :- To Sir maine home work nahi kiya.

Teacher ek tokri me 10 mango the

टीचर-- एक टोकरी में 10 आम थे 3 सड़ गए तो कितने आम रहे।

छात्र-- 10

टीचर-- वह कैसे?

 छात्र-- जो सड़ गए वो भी तो आम ही रहेंगे। सड़ने से केले थोड़ी बन जायेंगे।

Birbal Kon Tha?

Teacher : Birbal Kon Tha?

Student : Pta Nahi.

Teacher : Padhai Pe Dhyan Do to Pta Chale.

Student : Raj,Sunny,Bunty, Kon Hain?

Teacher : Pta Nhi.

Student : Beti Pe Dhyan Do to Pta Chale.. .

Jor Se Bolo

Teacher to class: A for?

Class: Apple

Teacher: Jor Se Bolo

Class: Jai Mata Di!

Master shaddi kya h .......

टीचर: शादी क्या है?

पप्पू: कुँवारों के लिए 'Alpenliebe' जी ललचाए रहा न जाए और शादीशुदा के लिए 'Chloromint' दोबारा मत पूछना।