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Guru Ji Jokes : Pappu Uska Kya Matlab hai

गुरु जी :- "पप्पू बताओ, अस्पताल में जो ➕ का निशान होता है, उसका क्या मतलब है?"

पप्पू :-  जो खड़ा है, वह डॉक्टर और जो आड़ा है, वो मरीज़।"
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गुरु जी बेहोश हैं।

Pappu Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gaya.

Pappu Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gaya.

Es Gall Te Baapu Ne Keha, Apne Padosh Aali Kudi Nu Dekh, Class Ch First Aayi Hai.

Oh Baapu Ohnu Hi Taan Dekhta Si, Taan Hi Taan Fail Ho Gaya.

Pappu Pinki ko pasand karta hay aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko Jab k pappu k bhai ko

Pappu Pinki ko pasand karta hay, aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko,  Jab k pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagti hai.

Aur Pinki ki behan Pappu ko pasand karti hai,  Halan-k pappu pehle hi pinki ko chahta hai.

Ab jabki pinki ko pappu acha nahin lagta, aur Pappu ka bhai pinki k liye razi nahi hai.

Aur Pappu pinki ki behan se pyar nahin karta, jab k Pinki ki behan ko pappu ka bhai acha nahi lagta.

To yeh unka personal problem hai ,Aap kyun apna dimaag kharab ker rahe ho

Ek pathan apna mobile qabristan me dafna rha tha.

Ek pathan apna mobile qabristan me dafna rha tha.

Pappu : Ye kya kr rhe ho?

Pathan: yaara mobile dead ho gya hai, use dafna rha hu.

Roze 2 km walk karoge, to ek saal me 40 kg weight kam ho jayega

Doctor : Roze 2 km walk karoge, to ek saal me 40 kg weight kam ho jayega.

Pappu : Ek saal baad pappu ne doctor ko phone kiya. weight to kam ho gaya, magar me 1800 k.m door aa gaya hu.

Pappu underwear lene market jata h

Pappu underwear kharid ne ke liye market jata h.

Pappu : Yeh kitne ka hai?

Shopkeeper : Rs 600.

Pappu : Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.

What Is A Blue Film?

Teacher: “What Is A Blue Film?”

Pappu: “It Is A Family Movie, Which The Whole Family Watches, But At Different Time“

Master shaddi kya h .......

टीचर: शादी क्या है?

पप्पू: कुँवारों के लिए 'Alpenliebe' जी ललचाए रहा न जाए और शादीशुदा के लिए 'Chloromint' दोबारा मत पूछना।