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Larki jab saaray kapray utaar deti hai to kya hota hai?

Larki jab saaray kapray utaar deti hai to kya hota hai?

Taar khali ho jati hay. Yaar kabhi to positive socha karo.

Call Girl : Tum Mere sath sona chate ho.

Call Girl : Tum Mere sath sona chate ho.

Santa : Haan, lekin tum meri biwi ki tarah karogi toh.

Call Girl: Vo kaise?

Santa: Free mein.

Touch it gently, Put ur finger inside, If hole is big put three fingers

Touch it gently.

Put ur finger inside.

If hole is big put three fingers.

Rub it up & down gently..
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that's the right way of washing the glass !!!!!

Papa heart ki kitni taange hoti hain.

Son : Papa heart ki kitni taange hoti hain?

Father: Beta ek bhi nahi hoti h.

Son : to phir aap raat ko kyon kehte ho 'sweetheart' taange upar karo.

What Is A Blue Film?

Teacher: “What Is A Blue Film?”

Pappu: “It Is A Family Movie, Which The Whole Family Watches, But At Different Time“

Ek Ladki ka phone bajta hai.....

Ek Ladki ka phone bajta hai.Tring...Tring...

Ladki - Hello !

Ladka - Hello, Chintu hai?

Ladki - nahi hai.

Ladka - Mujhe mauka do, ho jayega.