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Ladka - Kanha Ho ?

लड़का - कहां हो?

लड़की - अभी तो मैं अपने पापा की बी.एम. डब्ल्यू. कार से मार्केट जा रही हूँ . फिर शापिंग माल,और फिर कपड़े और ज्वेलरी खरीदूंगी फिर मिलेंगे। तुम कहां हो?????

लड़का -- तू जिस टाटा मैजिक में बैठी है ना उसी में पीछे लटका हूँ,,,,, किराया मत देना मैंने दे दिया है।

Again blocked yr .........

Me : Tuze ghar me sab kis naam se bulate he!!!

Girl : Chanda...aur tuze!!!

Me : Neil Armstrong.

Again Blocked**.

Girlfriend :- Mujhe to lagta hai ki aaj mera Game bajne wala hai.

Boyfriend : Aaj mousam kitna suhana hai, thandi hawa bhi chal rahi hai. Baadal bhi hai aasmaan me h. Baarish bhi hone wali hai tumhe kya lagta hai janu ? . . . . . . .


Girlfriend  :- Mujhe to lagta hai ki aaj mera Game bajne wala hai.

Boy to Girl :- My Computer pe right click Karo.

Boy to Girl :-  My Computer pe right click Karo.

Girl :-  Click kr diya.

Boy :-  Ab device manager Kholo.

Girl :- Khola diya.

Boy :- Ab bto uper kya dikh rha h

Girl :-  Fan ..........

Boy :- Abe Bakwaas Band kr.

Boyfriend :- Come in my heart and stay here forever.

Boyfriend :- Come in my heart and stay here forever.

Girlfriend :- Should i remove my sleepers???.

Boyfriend :- No honey, its not a temple, come without removing!!.

Girlfriend :- Rote huye boli, main kisi aur se shaadi kr rahi hu.

Girlfriend :- Rote huye boli, main kisi aur se shaadi kr rahi hu.

Boyfriend : - Na tere aane ki khushi h, Na tere jane ka gum h. Ja sanam dusri pata lenge hum, Kyunki jisme hai dum wo hai BAJIRAO SINGHAM.

If girls with you then restaurant bill if

If girl is with you - Restaurant Bill

If girl is far from you - Mobile bill

If girl is separated from you - Than Bar Bill.

Moral - No Girl - No Bills!

Tu dharti pe chahe jahan bhi rahegi

Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahe Gi, Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga...

Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho...

Jaanu Icecream khani hai

Girlfriend : Jaanu Icecream khani hai?

Boy : Ok Baby..

Girlfriend : Thanks..

Boyfriend : Bas thanks?

Girlfriend : Toh tum mujse kya chahte ho.

Boyfriend : Baswaas band kar adhi - adhi kar..