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सास :- बहु, नए चावल कैसे है?

सास :- बहु, नए चावल कैसे है?

बहु: बिलकुल आपके बेटे जैसे!

सास: वोह कैसे?

बहु: चदते ही पाक जाते है और पानी छोड़ देते है तुरंत नीचे उतारना पड़ता है!

Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha Amul – The Taste Of India.

Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha Amul – The Taste Of India.

Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pent Pe Likhva Liya Kurkure – Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai.

Boy : - Tum itni Kaali Kyun Ho.

Boy : - Tum itni Kaali Kyun Ho.

Girl :- Tum Kyun tenshion Le Rahe Ho. Tumhare Baap Ka Kya Jaata Hai.

Boy - Mere Baap Ka Agar Kuch Gaya Hota toh........... Tum Kaali Nahi Gori Paida Hoti.

Boy :- Pandit ji, alag alag gotra me shadi kar sakte hai kya..?

Boy :-  Pandit ji, alag alag Gotra me shadi kar sakte hai kya..?

Pandit :- Gotra koi bhi ho chalega. Kintu Mutra ka marg ek jaisa nahi hona chahiye.

Pati :- Main duniya hila dunga teri chahat main.

Pati :- Main duniya hila dunga teri chahat main.

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Patni :- Rahne do raat ko Khatiya to Hila nahi pate ho, duniya hilaoge..............

Larki jab saaray kapray utaar deti hai to kya hota hai?

Larki jab saaray kapray utaar deti hai to kya hota hai?

Taar khali ho jati hay. Yaar kabhi to positive socha karo.

Ek Ladka, Ladki dekhne gaya tha. Bahut der se susu rok ke rakha tha

Ek Ladka, Ladki dekhne gaya tha. Bahut der se susu rok ke rakha tha.

Ladka, Ladki se bola :- SUSU karne ki jagah dikhao.

Ladki sharmate huye boli : Pahale aap dikho.

Touch it gently, Put ur finger inside, If hole is big put three fingers

Touch it gently.

Put ur finger inside.

If hole is big put three fingers.

Rub it up & down gently..
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that's the right way of washing the glass !!!!!

Papa heart ki kitni taange hoti hain.

Son : Papa heart ki kitni taange hoti hain?

Father: Beta ek bhi nahi hoti h.

Son : to phir aap raat ko kyon kehte ho 'sweetheart' taange upar karo.

Agar Duniya Sirf 10 Minutes me Khatam ho Rahi ho

Wife :- Agar Duniya Sirf 10 Minutes me Khatam ho Rahi ho To Tum Kiya Karna Chahoge?

Husband :- Offcourse "SEX".

Wife :- Aur Baki ke 8 Minutes Mei.

What Is A Blue Film?

Teacher: “What Is A Blue Film?”

Pappu: “It Is A Family Movie, Which The Whole Family Watches, But At Different Time“

Ek Ladki ka phone bajta hai.....

Ek Ladki ka phone bajta hai.Tring...Tring...

Ladki - Hello !

Ladka - Hello, Chintu hai?

Ladki - nahi hai.

Ladka - Mujhe mauka do, ho jayega.