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Gabbar: Aaj maine Basanti ko bina kapde pehne hue dekha.

Gabbar: Aaj maine Basanti ko bina kapde pehne hue dekha.

Veeru: Kutte kameene main tera khoone pee jaaunga.

Gabbar: Abbe, Main naha raha tha aur basanti jaa rahi thi.

Ek baar basanta or basanti me jghagra ho gya.

Ek baar basanta or basanti me jghagra ho gya.

Basanti : Kash mene tumse shaadi nhi ki hoti, Apni maa ki baat maan li hoti.

Basanta : Kya bol rhi ho.

Basanti: ha, sahi to bol rhi hu.

Basanta : OMG, mai tumhari maa ke bare me galat sochta tha. Vo to ek nake auart thi,.

Are Pappu aaj tumne roti main kitna jayda ghee laga diya hai

Maalik : Are Pappu aaj tumne roti main kitna jayda ghee laga diya hai.

Naukar :Are Maalik maaf karna shayad galti se maine apni roti aapko de di hai.

Phansi se pehle teri antim ichha kya h?

Inspector : Phansi se pehle teri antim ichha kya h?

Banta : Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kr ke Faansi de do.

Door se dekha to santra tha, pass jake dekha to santra tha

Door se dekha to santra tha, pass jake dekha to santra tha.

Chil ke dekha to bhi santra tha, Khake dekha to bhi santra tha.

Pappu underwear lene market jata h

Pappu underwear kharid ne ke liye market jata h.

Pappu : Yeh kitne ka hai?

Shopkeeper : Rs 600.

Pappu : Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.

Jinke din bure chal rhe ho unke sapne me

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Bawre piya laage na jiya dekho mera mann jalta diya

Bawre piya laage na jiya

Dekho mera mann jalta diya

Jalta diya bujhe na piya

Bujhe na piya jalta diya

Bheegi bheegi sadkon pe main Tera intezaar karun

Bheegi bheegi sadkon pe main

Tera intezaar karun

Dheere dheere dil ki zameen ko

Tere hi naam karun