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Beta :- Aaj maine sapna dekha ke mera ek pair jameen par aur dusra aasman par hai.

Beta :- Aaj maine sapna dekha ke mera ek pair jameen par aur dusra aasman par hai.

Maa :- Chup Kr beta tere paas ek hi chaddhi hai vo bhi phati hui hai.

Ek Sharif Aadmi Ko Kya Chahiye.

Ek Sharif Aadmi Ko Kya Chahiye.

Ek Biwi Jo Pyaar Kare.

Ek Biwi Jo Achha Khaana Banaye.

Ek Biwi Jo bacho ko sambhale.

Aur . . teeno Biwiya Mil Julkar Rahe.

Motu :- Apple Khaoge, Patlu :- Nahi.

Motu :- Apple Khaoge.

Patlu :- Nahi.

Motu :- Mengo Khaoge

Patlu :- Nahi.

Motu :- abe or mujhe khayega kya.

Phansi se pehle teri antim ichha kya h?

Inspector : Phansi se pehle teri antim ichha kya h?

Banta : Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kr ke Faansi de do.

Jinke din bure chal rhe ho unke sapne me

जिनके दिन खराब चल रहे होते हैं

उनके सपने में सन्नी लियॉन भी साड़ी पहन के आती है...

Tu dharti pe chahe jahan bhi rahegi

Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahe Gi, Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga...

Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho...

Tumhari biwi bahut sundar hai

Akbar Birbal se bole : tumhari biwi bahut sundar hai

Birbal ne kaha: haan sarkar, main bhi pehle aisa hi samajhta tha, par jabse begum sahiba ko dekha hai apni biwi ko bhul gaya hoon.

iske baad badshah Akbar ne birbal ki biwi ke bare me kabhi mazak nahi kiya.

Santa raat ko sharab pikar apne ghar jaa raha tha

Santa raat ko sharab pikar apne ghar jaa raha tha, tab usne chaand ki aur dekha.

Aur dekhne k baad bola chamakte rah beta Jab bijili ka bill ayega tab pata chalega.

Jaanu Icecream khani hai

Girlfriend : Jaanu Icecream khani hai?

Boy : Ok Baby..

Girlfriend : Thanks..

Boyfriend : Bas thanks?

Girlfriend : Toh tum mujse kya chahte ho.

Boyfriend : Baswaas band kar adhi - adhi kar..